1 He wants me to shop or he won't move
2 When its payday and you are going shopping
3 They had a plan
4 Do we have a bet?
5 The satisfaction, the fatigue..
6 Its all about survival
7 Me every time someone says shopping
8 Its time we get those soft diapers
9 And we wait for everyone's reaction on the stuff we bought
10 Don't want none of that
11 That's me every Saturday
12 My wife when she turns to me during her shopping spree
13 So you have things that belong to me
14 Story of every committed man's life
15 They never fulfill expectations
16 Time for the waiting games to start
17 What are they doing to the men of our race
18 Run for your life
19 Good question...
20 Lets go get it
21 I couldn't stop myself
22 That's my favorite kind of sale
23 Buying things I don't need since forever
24 That must have taken some effort
25 Messed up shopping decisions
26 Desperately need it
27 Because we have credit cards
28 God help me
29 That never ending receipt
30 The Maze Runner. Shopping Edition.
31 A disease that can't be cured